My buddy was traveling through a rural area and felt the call of nature. Stopped at an out of the way gas station to powder his nose and a large unsavory character enters the restroom 30 seconds after him. He stood there sizing my buddy up when he realized something was up. My bud calmly reached down with the hand that wasn't occupied and calmly unholstered his 1911 and let it "clank" on the top of the urinal. That dude scooted out real quick like.