MAX: I CHECKED OUT BARRANTI LEATHER, NICE STUFF, MAY GIVE HIM SOME BUSINESS, I REALLY LIKE HIS FANCY No. 5 WITH FLORAL CARVING AND LACING.

JUNEBUG: A BBQ GUN IS JUST A FANCY GUN, USUALLY ENGRAVED AND/OR WITH FANCY GRIPS, AND OFTEN NICKELED OR BRIGHT STAINLESS.

"ADAPT OR DIE". I USE ALL CAPS, NOT BECAUSE I AM YELLING, BUT BECAUSE IT IS AN OLD HABIT FROM MY ARMY DAYS, PLUS IT IS EASIER TO TYPE AND READ.