LOL I feel horribley inadequate. I carry a Kel-Tec 380 in a pocket holster. When I can find a fare priced S&W M&P J frame 357 maybe I'll switch to that. It's the one of maybe 4 S&W's I ever actually wanted. Once in a while I'll carry my Security Six in a Milt Sparks holster & matching pouch holding a Speed Strip. Nastalgia mostly. I've also carried 1911's, Sigs, Glocks, H&K, & a Browning Hi-Power. All great but a full size sidearm doesn't always work. In all cases they're accompanied by a Bench Made automatic.