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Help.....I need a wife #126595 01/21/2013 2:47 AM
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Being single is nice. Affords me a lot of luxuries that I deem important in my life. My kids are mostly grown and for the most part its just me and the old dog on Sunday nights. Football, a cocktail, and plenty of time to invest in my hobbies.

Here is the problem and why I think I need a wife. All this free time finds me on the computer researching new loads and BUYING everything I want. Oh my horrible life. Without a wife there isn't anyone to say no before I hit the purchase button.

Single life just ain't cheap (said tongue in cheek)


Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: DOAGuide] #126596 01/21/2013 2:49 AM
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Oh forgot the most important part: Bought some 275 gr XPB's for both the 44 mag and the 460 S&W. Next post......help with load data

Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: DOAGuide] #126602 01/21/2013 3:11 AM
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LOL, yeah I think about how many toys I'd have if I hadn't married so young and had so many kids. Aside from the ex wife though I guess I'll keep the kids and current wife.


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Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: wapitirod] #126626 01/21/2013 3:39 PM
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DOA, Married life sure is a bitch...


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Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: jamesfromjersey] #126654 01/21/2013 11:43 PM
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I am fortunate to have a wife that is very understanding.......until........

A couple of years ago she helped me do the annual check up and wipe down. Once all the safes were unloaded she got to looking around. All of the sudden she asks "what is this"? A deer rifle I replied. What is this? A deer rifle I replied again. How many of these are deer rifles???? "Several". No, I want to know how many are deer rifles! UHHHHHHHHHHHHH 57. What's this???? Elephant gun. How many are elephant guns???????? "Five". What do you need with five elephant guns?????? Then the shotguns, handguns, varmit guns, antiques guns and muzzle loaders. It went south from there. Didn't stop me though ;-)


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Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: jamesfromjersey] #126655 01/21/2013 11:46 PM
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Forget about the bullets, guns, & hunting trips... YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER HAD TO SET THREW AN EPPISODE OF "DANCING WITH THE STARS, or THE VOICE!???? Oh your one lucky bastard!!! I really need to insulate & heat my man cave! Its been a long winter...

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Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: 240] #126657 01/21/2013 11:51 PM
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You can have mine. Shoot,I'll give you $500 to boot. Seriously, take her.

Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: DOAGuide] #126660 01/22/2013 12:12 AM
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 Quote:
Help.....I need a wife


NO, you do not.


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Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: s4s4u] #126662 01/22/2013 12:20 AM
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Heres a lady might have something in common with.

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Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: s4s4u] #126663 01/22/2013 12:20 AM
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bwahahahahahahaha.........I'm in tears laughing right now.

Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: DOAGuide] #126664 01/22/2013 12:32 AM
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The whole key to being married and getting to do what ya want, and i see very few young guys doing this, is letting the wife know ya love her and youll handle everything with bills etc that youre responsible for but that beyond that im not gonna ask permission to get a gun or go hunting amd do this fro
The start. I discuss things with my wife but dont ask permission if that makes sense. She instituted a rule on me not long ago and that is to take her shooting too ad if i buy a gun she wants one too. This from a woman that if she had her way when we first got married, id never have gone hunting

Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: tradmark] #126665 01/22/2013 12:32 AM
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And the whole key is picking a woman this will work on. Thats the tough part

Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: tradmark] #126693 01/22/2013 5:05 AM
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 Originally Posted By: tradmark
And the whole key is picking a woman this will work on. Thats the tough part


LOL


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Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: Boartuff] #126705 01/22/2013 11:44 AM
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And never forget that it is easier to ask forgiveness than to ask for permission.......


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Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: Whitworth] #126707 01/22/2013 11:51 AM
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Mine (of 13yrs) carries a SA XDS .45 ACP that SHE picked out herself............nuff said!


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Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: Dan B.] #126731 01/22/2013 11:44 PM
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Once upon a time a co-worker had me carry about a dozen guns to my house for extended hiding so his wife wouldn't kill him. He tried to convince her that he had sold them. Nearly worked till she wanted the money he sold them for.....


"A quiet hit in the right place is better than a loud miss in the wrong place followed by 10 more shots on the run"

I was a handgun hunter, when handgun wasn't cool.....
Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: reflex264] #126732 01/23/2013 12:55 AM
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Be careful what you wish for.

Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: racksmasher] #126750 01/23/2013 3:35 AM
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I tell all my girlfriends "I will never get married again". Some think I will change my mind. Obviously they don't know me too well lol.

Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: DOAGuide] #126753 01/23/2013 4:19 AM
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Heck my wife is a lawyer...yall think I ever win a discussion..Then agian she is the bread winner and she just bought me a casting kit for christmas so I dont complain.

Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: Scienceguy] #126759 01/23/2013 6:57 AM
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marco--no truer words have ever been spoken. i forgot to ad that one!

Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: tradmark] #126811 01/24/2013 2:13 AM
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We just celebrated our 24th anniversary Monday. For Christmas she bought me a new Aimpoint for my AR she bought me for my birthday.


You can say that you support the troops all you want, but your actions speak louder than your words.

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Re: Help.....I need a wife [Re: JD HHI 6092] #126821 01/24/2013 4:08 AM
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I bought my wife a PT22 as an early valentines day present and she bought me a 4 position holster and set of Hogue Grim Reaper scrimshaw grips for my new Remington R1 1911.


I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them. John Wayne-The Shootist



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