Saw this on another board somewhere on the internet, thought it would be fun here.

Armed and Dangerous, 1986.
The Cowboy: "Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before!"
Frank Dooley: "It's a fifty caliber. They used to use this to hunt buffalo with... up close. It's only legal in two states... and this isn't one of 'em." (not so funny now in 2008)

Johnny Dangerously, 1984.
Danny Vermin: I got something to stop him.
Dutch: They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight Magnum.
Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.

The Three Amigos, 1986
during the gunfight with the german, a bandito hands him a BIG revolver that Ned can't hardly lift into his holster.

"You wanna die with a man's gun.
Not a little sissy gun like this."

later in scene the gun changes hands due to the extreme recoil. Dusty says,"Not so fast, El Guapo!" "Or I'll fill you so full of lead,you'll be using your dick for a pencil."

I hope you will post your favorites

Bill

Here are a few of my favorites that come to mind.

The Patriot
"Aim small, miss small."
Benjamin Martin (Mel Gibson)

Quigley Down Under
"This ain't Dodge City...and you ain't Bill Hickock."
Matthew Quigley (Tom Selleck)

Open Range
"You listen out of your good ear now!"
Boss (Robert Duvall) after Charley (Kevin Costner) hits an uncooperative cattle rustler in the side of his head with the butt of his rifle.

Mountain Men
"You ain't got the sense that God gave geese!"
Bill Tyler (Charlton Heston)

Jeremiah Johnson (in mountain man dialect)
"Here's a man for ya! I'm half horse, half gator, tougher'n a earthquake. I've got the prettiest gal, the fastest horse, and the ugliest dog this side of hell. I can out jump, out run, throw down, drag out and whip any man in old Kaintuck!

I told my pap and mam I was comin' to the mountains to trap and be a mountain man. Acted like they was gut shot! Sez, 'Son, make your life go here. Here is where the people is. Them mountains is for animals and savages.' I sez, 'Mother Gue, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world.' By God, I was right!

I might never see 'em, but my common sense tells me the Andes is foothills and the Alps is for children to climb. These HERE is God's finest sculpturing. There ain't no laws fer the braves ones. Ain't no asylums fer the crazy ones. There ain't no churches 'cepten this right here. And there ain't no priests 'cepten the birds. By God, I are a mountain man and I'll live til an arrer or a bullet finds me and then I'll turn inter a post and moulder into the further buildin' up of these here mountains, the back bone of the world! WAUGH!"
Del Gue (Stefan Gierasch)

1988 The movie "They Live" with Roddy Piper. He steps into a bank with shotgun and says, "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick a**" .....pause.... "and I'm all out of bubble gum!"

In the Outlaw Josey Wales, the scene in the saloon while they are headed west:

Bounty hunter comes into the saloon asking if any had seen Josey Wales.

Voice from the end of the bar says "I'm Josey Wales"

After some conversation Josey convinces the guy that he'd be best leaving, and he walks out through the doors. After a moment the doors swing back in and it's the bounty hunter again.

He looks at Josey and says "I had to come back"

Josey, "I know"

BH, "It's a living"

Josey, "Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy"

Then they go to the guns and of course the BH stumbles out holding his chest, ded.

I just love that line!

Tombstone
Doc Holiday tells Wyatt Earp after the gun fight at the big oak with Johnny Ringo, "I'm affraid the strain was more than he could bare."

"This Wildey friend of your's can he catch this guy?" "Well who's Wildey?" "You'll see" "Wildyes here!" "Fires a 475 Wildey Magnum, real stopping power, the 475 Wildy magnum is a shorter version of the african big game cartridge."

~Charles Bronson in Death Wish 3

Quigley Down Under
"I said I never had much use for a handgun I didnt say that I didnt know how to shoot one ."
Matthew Quigley (Tom Selleck)

These are words to live by: "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, I won't be layed a hand on. I don't to these things to other people and I require the same of them."
John Wayne, The Shootist

All right I can't belive nobody has made mention of Harry Callahan(Clint Eastwood) in the 1971 movie Dirty harry. Am I just getting too old and the movie is that dated or is the quote to cliche?

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?"

How about the TV show called "Sledge Hammer" that spoofed Mickey Spillane's show Mike Hammer. Sledge always use to say "Trust me I know what I'm doing" As he pulled out his ivory gripped 44 named "gun". LOL<LOL


Sorry I guess I like cheap comedy. LOL<LOL

How about Tuco's line in the movie "The Good The Bad and The Ugly" The one armed guy tries to shoot Tuco in the tub, but takes a few moments too long to explain himself.

"If you gotta shoot.. SHOOT, don't talk.

Movie: The Shooter

"Somewhere I can see you comin from a long god**** way off"

HA HA HA HA

That is the one I was going to post today!!!!!!!!

I was weighing to watch it to make sure I didn’t miss quote it.

John Wyane in Big Jake telling the bad guy after being threated
JW "Your fault my fault nobodies fault I'm going to blow your head off."
John Wayne in Matcltok "Now we'll all come down...someone ought to bust you in the mouth I won't I won't like hell I won't" right hand.
Robert Devall in Open Range "one twitch and your in hell."
Appalouso the new western "Damn everyone could shoot"
Dirty Harry "A man has got to know his limitations"

I forgot where I heard it, but a U.S. sniper says: You can run, but you're just gonna die tired.

Wyatt Earp: You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!
Johnny Tyler: Listen mister, I'm getting awful tired of your...
[Wyatt slaps him]
Wyatt Earp: Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?

Are you going to pull those irons or Whisle Dixie? Jose Wales
(or something like that)

"Make my Day" Dirty Harry


Any saying John Wayne said, where the word "Pilgrim" is used.

Where'd it go? Lee Marvin in Cat Balloow.

TV show "No Brag, Just Fact" Walter Brennan The Guns of Will Sonnet. (sp?)

I have been debating them for a while and Tig even was reading my mind. But sense about 75% of my quotes are from Scooby Doo and Veggie Tales these are some of the better ones.

Rio Bravo (Oh the possibilities of quotes from this movie and El Dorado, but if I had to pick one…)
“Do you have any soap that smells like roses?
I have soap, but it doesn’t smell like roses.
Won’t do won’t do, Stumpy likes roses?
Who’s Stumpy, a guy who likes roses.”

Blazing Saddles
“Do you see my hand?
Looks fine to me.
Ya, (holding up the other hand and shaking it variously) but this is my shooting hand!”

Space Balls
“Ludicrous Speed… they’ve gone plaid!”

Varsity Blues
(Billy Bob makes a couple of spectacular blocks and clears the way for the QB to make it into the in-zone. Ref goes up to Billy Bob and asks)
“How many fingers am I holding up?
Wait a minuet ref, unfair question.
Billy Bob, true or false the ref is holding up fingers.
(Billy Bob) T-r-u-e?
It is all right Ref, he will be ok!

Movie: Tombstone

Bad Guy referring to Doc Holliday: "He's so drunk he's seeing double...

Mr. Holliday revealing both six-shooters: "...there's one for both of you"

Not verbatim, but close.

"I hate rude behavior in a man,won't tolerate it"Woodrow Call in Lonesome Dove
"You don't understand they shot my dog"Bob Lee Swaggert in Shooter
"You tell them I'm coming and hells coming with me"Wyatt Earp in Tombstone

the opening scene in the restaurant of Sudden Impact. GO AHEAD . MAKE MY DAY.

You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas - Davey Crockett

"Choke yourself" Full Metal Jacket
"I'm going to gouge out your eye and --------" same movie

There are alot of good lines in that movie.

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."- Gladiator

"I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."- Full Metal Jacket

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."- Godfather

"I'm going to get mid-evil on your @$$."- Pulp Fiction

Yeah JD--i like the Gladiator, and Pulp Fiction lines too.

I especially liked the response John Wayne gave Bruce Dern in the movie "The Cowboys," when Dern's character was razzing him about how much he was gonna' kick the hell out of an old man. John's character says, "Son, I've had my back broke once and my hip broke twice, and on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you."

The most true to life quote that i liked was when Augustus McRae in Lonesome Dove told Laurie Darlin' " Laurie you gotta learn to love the little everyday things in life," since he's so right about it.

There were several good lines that Paul Newman had in "Hombre."
My favorite was the dialogue between the Mexican and Paul's character, John Russell when he was trying to ransom the old lady they kidnapped, and he threatened to shoot her if he didn't meet their demands. Russell says, "Alright, shoot her! The Mexican responds, The pretty woman?? Russell says, "She's nothin' to me." Mexican, "How 'bout I ask the others"? Russell, "They say what they say, and I say what I say." IMO, that was Newman's best part ever, and one of the best tough guy roles ever played.

Blazing Saddles; where Bart (black guy) saves himself with quick thinking.

The Johnsons load their guns and point them at Bart. Bart then points his own pistol at his head
Bart: [speaking in a low voice] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the nigger gets it!
Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.
Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men, he's just crazy enough to do it!
Bart: [low voice] Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this nigger's head all over this town!
Bart: [now speaking in a higher voice] Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's desp'it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy...
[the Johnsons drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd and towards the station]

Here's another one it's from Platoon Leader when they are talking after an engagement it is said,"we are in the business of changing people's mind,and if we can't change their mind we put one of these in their body"as he holds up a 223 bullet.

Forgot about this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv87T1CQF8E&feature=related

For you full metal jacket fans.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards/play/1889/

Been waiting for this one to show. "Whos the fella owns this ****hole? You boys stand clear. You are a cowardly SOB! You just shot an unarmed man. Well he shoulda armed himself before he decorated his saloon w/my friend." "I see any man out there. I'll killem. Any man takes a shot at me & I'll killem. I'll kill his wife & all his friends. Burn his damn house down." Unforgiven. I'm still laughing!!!

Rio Bravo
Anyone that carries a double rig like that...

Well sheriff they make you feel uncomfortable I could give you one. Wouldn't do me any good… you man there has a shot gun pointed at me.

STUMPY, get back in your hole!



Do you always carry that carbine cocked?

Only when I carry it

Why do you carry one of those anyways?

I find some are quicker with a short gun than I am!



The last shoot out with the dynamite in El Dorado is just a classic as well.

Jeremiah Johnson - As Jeremiah walks across a snow covered, open field with his mule...

Bear Claw (from hidden location)- "That'll be far enough pilgrim!"

Jeremiah - "Where are you?"

Bear Claw - "You make a fine target Pilgrim! Empty your hand."

Jeremiah drops his Hawken and Bear Claw seems to materialize from the woods bearing his rifle and approaches Jeremiah.

Young Guns II - Toward the end of the movie, Billy is sentenced and imprisoned and kept underwatchful eye by a guard (Bob Ollinger). He escapes from his shackles and soon after appears in the window of the room in which he was being kept. He takes the sawed off shotgun Bob had loaded with 18 dimes (in each barrel) points it at Bob who is then down on the sreet and says..

Billy - "Hello Bob!"

Bob looks up at the kid - "Sh*#"

Billy - (shoots Bob) "Goodbye Bob! Best dollar eighty I ever spent."

A few good ones and one funny one.

Saving Private Ryan
[Lining up a rifle shot.]
Private Jackson: Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me.

Hunt For Red October
Dr. Jack Ryan: [to himself] "Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets." Yeah, like me. I don't react well to bullets.

Jeremiah Johnson
Hatchet Jack
"[note on Hatchet Jack] I, Hatchet Jack, being of sound mind and broke legs, do leaveth my rifle to the next thing who finds it, Lord hope he be a white man. It is a good rifle, and killeth the bear that killeth me. Anyway, I am dead. Sincerely, Hatchet Jack."

Unforgiven
Little Bill Daggett
"Look son, being a good shot, being quick with a pistol, that dont do no harm, but it dont mean much next to being cool-headed. A man who will keep his head and not get rattled under fire, like as not, hell kill ya. It aint so easy to shoot a man anyhow, especially if the son-of-a-bitch is shootin back at you."

Hot Fuzz
DS Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
Nicholas Angel: Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums.