I decided to lay down and take a nap one day in a nice warm sunny spot on the side of a ridge. I put my head down on my arm with my hand kind of up over the top of my head so my hand would provide a bit of shade on my face. Well I awakened quite startled because there was a giant tarantula about to attack my face... ok it was just my hand but I made sure not to get attacked by screaming at it.

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