One day my wife was home and LABRAT was at work but it was time to do a annual inspection and wipe down on the guns. I popped open the safes and started dragging guns into the living room and dining room-----and kitchen....I noticed her looking around kinda funny and all of the sudden she asks "what is this?" A deer rifle I said. In about a minute she asked "how many of these are deer rifles?" I told her several. She them asked "HOW MANY IS SEVERAL????" I counted them and quietly said 57. It went down hill from there. What is this???????? muzzleloader. How many are muzzleloaders????????? Whats this?????? Shotgun. HOW MANY ARE SHOTGUNS?????? WHATS THIS????? Elephant gun. HOW MANY ARE ELEPHANT GUNS AND WHAT DO YOU NEED ELEPHANT GUNS FOR????