Yeah, my wife tried doing that with me once. ONCE.

We got about halfway through my guns, and I said, "Hold on, follow me." I went to her closet, opened it up, and said, "How many shoes, dresses, and purses do you have?"

She turned around, left, and never said another word.

A lot of people are like a slinky: Not much fun till you push them down the stairs!

Lifetime Member of the NRA! Wish I'd a done it sooner.