Keep the kidney[sell off the kids, you can make more of them], they don't see your point of view anyway. Gibbs slap the friend HARD several times on the back of the head to get him back on the right page. You may have to keep the wife,they are EXPENSIVE TO GET RID OF and will take ALLLLL your gun money when they go. Pay cash for all gun related stuff so there is no paper trail.
See problem solved now go forth and buy,buy, buy.

P.S. send anything you don't have time to shoot to me in KY. along with a good supply of ammo of course,and I will take care of the nasty work of breaking it in for you.