Reminds me of a story from years ago. Went by the local taxidermist/meat processor and was listening to all the tales being told. 3 of the guys there held a lease within earshot of the shop. The owner asked them, "Which one of you shot this morning?" ... to which all 3 responded, "Wasn't me!". The last guy that answered had a bloody scope ring eye!!
Never saw that fellow again ....
LOL
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