I have many on my wish list, but I think my #1 pick would be: FA's 97 with 5.5" octagonal barrel; chambered in 45LC; jeweled hammer and trigger set at 3lbs; rounded grip with black micarta panels; no front sight and topped with a JPoint sight....that would really make my tail wag!

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger squeeze.